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Title: Taste Test
Author: esteefee
Pairing: John/Rodney
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Categories: First Time
Words: 640
Rating: PG
Summary: John tries everything.
Prompt: coffee
A/N: Written on my iPhone. In a restaurant! While drinking coffee... :)
Also at AO3.

Taste Test

by esteefee

John tried mocha java from Zelenka's top secret, private stash. He tried Yamawlata chrota, foamy and dark, tasting of cinnamon with a bite of caffeine that would jump start a moose. Next, was Woolsey's private reserve of Sumatra espresso, single origin, dark roast. Seriously, the fact that didn't do it almost made John despair. He even tried caffeinated chewing gum and coffee-flavored jelly-beans.

Funny thing, funny, really—eventually, it was Teyla's totally bizarre Athosian nibi, the stuff that smelled like wet wool socks and looked like gray wash water. That somehow made the light shine in Rodney's eyes, made him finally turn away from the flat panel displays and look at John with utter adoration, made him smile with crooked fondness.

"If I didn't know better, Colonel, I'd think you were trying to get my attention."

"But you do know better, Rodney," John said lazily, crossing his arms and leaning into the warmth of Rodney's smile. Daring to, because he felt it now. The zing of Rodney's laser focus, more potent than Zimali Ceremonial Feelka tea, the stuff that hadn't worked, oh, six tries ago.

"I do. At least, I thought—" Rodney cocked his head. "This is just perfect," he waved his cup. "Where did you get it?"

"Not telling." John shoved away from the desk and pretended to walk away, only to be clutched by Rodney's free hand, the other still wrapped around the half-empty cup.


"Nope." John held back a smirk. He could smell the nibi on Rodney's breath. It didn't smell like socks anymore. Weird.

"But..." Rodney's eyes narrowed. "Ah."

"What?" A nervous flutter traveled through John's gut, making him pull back. "How else am I gonna bribe you into doing your P.T?"

"Uh-huh." Rodney didn't look impressed by the—pretty good, John thought—diversion. "Come here." Rodney tugged on John's arm, bringing him close enough to feel the warmth of him all along his side. "You've been bringing me coffee. I may be something of a social Luddite, but I do know what that signifies."

"That I want to keep you alert enough to save our hides on a daily basis?"

Rodney shook his head gravely, blue eyes too intent.

The back of John's neck was sweating. He'd wanted this, but somehow he hadn't gotten as far as this point in the whole Plan. The Plan really had been much more of an Inkling, actually. It had gone pretty much like this:

1. Give Rodney Coffee
2. ...
3. Sex!

So, the question was, now what?

"Um," John said, with shattering intelligence.

"Oh, for God's sake," Rodney said, and put down the cup. He put down the cup of nibi and clutched John's biceps. "Do I have to do everything, seriously?"

Which was just patently unfair in John's book. Nine tries! Nine different caffeinated beverages had gone through Rodney's exacting taste test before John found something that met his coffee standard! Rodney had taste buds that stupidly finicky!

"Shut up," John said, and kissed him. That would show him, the irritating, perfectionist, kissing-him-back bast—oh, God, Rodney was kissing him, the son of a bitch was kissing him right back, and licking under his tongue and moaning in this whimpery high voice that was making John's belly heat up. No fair.

"No fair," John said as he broke away. "You should taste like wet socks. You should run away like a dork."

"I really think you should shut up now, idiot," Rodney said, and John couldn't agree more.

So, eventually John did give Rodney the source of the nibi, but not until he'd extorted a hefty number of blow jobs, and kisses, too, because he couldn't get over those no matter how hard he tried. And Rodney didn't seem to mind. In fact, he didn't stop kissing John even after he had his own nibi dealer, which John thought was a pretty good sign.

A pretty damned good sign, yeah.



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May. 29th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
\o/ I'm glad my brother was late for dinner! and that I had my bluetooth kbd! :)
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May. 29th, 2011 04:43 am (UTC)
The way to a man's heart is through his bloodstream!
May. 29th, 2011 04:38 am (UTC)
Lol, John courting Rodney with coffee.
Awesome story.
May. 29th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)
eee! thankee. I was sitting at the bar and the waiter kept looking at me funny. I think I was making Sheppard faces. :)))
May. 29th, 2011 05:03 am (UTC)
Heee! Loved The Plan :D
May. 29th, 2011 05:21 am (UTC)
pure plagiarism! but at least John steals from the best. :)
May. 29th, 2011 05:28 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD, LOVE! Seriously, John Sheppard, I love your plans. Thank god Rodney is there to fill in all of the holes.

You should run away like a dork.

*dies laughing*
May. 29th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC)
John Sheppard. Seriously.

*smishes* I found a new fren today!
May. 29th, 2011 06:00 am (UTC)
This would almost make me want to drink coffee ;)
May. 29th, 2011 06:16 am (UTC)
if it meant kisses? <3 <3 <3
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May. 29th, 2011 06:42 am (UTC)
Cute story. Dorks in love always works for me with these two.

Also, cute comm name. ;-)
May. 29th, 2011 07:05 am (UTC)
hey! :( we gave props in all our announcements! should I add it to the profile as well?

I was telling lilyfarfalla how fandoms that started on the net with closed canons seemed to have more long-term stability, and that let to me suggesting we take a page out of The Sentinel's book and do something energetic but lightweight like sentinel_thurs. and there you have it. :) I hope this takes off. I've never done a comm before. I haven't the foggiest.
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May. 29th, 2011 06:46 am (UTC)
Well, I was lost on the first paragraph...I want all of those coffees....

Nice story....
May. 29th, 2011 06:51 am (UTC)
thx. I did a lot of coffee research, which is DANGEROUS. ;)
May. 29th, 2011 07:17 am (UTC)
This is delicious in all ways. *makes another cup of darkroast*
May. 29th, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
eee. thank you!
May. 29th, 2011 07:29 am (UTC)
*awww* The way to Rodney's heart goes through coffee. :)

Thank you for this story!
May. 29th, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
♥ your icon! teh awesome!
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May. 29th, 2011 07:31 am (UTC)

Oh, John, you dork!


May. 29th, 2011 07:38 am (UTC)
your crafty john is crafty. :))) perfect.
May. 29th, 2011 08:46 am (UTC)
I'm drinking coffee as I read this.....do you think Sheppard would like to help me test it????
May. 29th, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
oh, absolument.
May. 29th, 2011 08:47 am (UTC)
Awwww! The way to a man's heart. Loved it. :D
May. 29th, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
May. 29th, 2011 09:39 am (UTC)
1. Give esteefee coffee
2. ...
3. Fic!

(and cute fic, too!)

Edited at 2011-05-29 09:39 am (UTC)
May. 29th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
hahaha. that TOTALLY happened. I was stuck waiting endlessly in the one bar in the world that serves fantastic coffee. (Thirsty Bear)

(and thank you, too!)
May. 29th, 2011 10:02 am (UTC)
Oh my god, I read two new stories by you in one day!!!!
This must be the best day ever and for some reason I feel the need to go and make myself a double espresso mocha right this minute to celebrate
May. 29th, 2011 04:17 pm (UTC)
ha! two coffee stories, too. :)

enjoy, you hopped up junkie, you!
May. 29th, 2011 11:17 am (UTC)
"No fair," John said as he broke away. "You should taste like wet socks. You should run away like a dork."

Oh John, you smooth talker you!

SO sweet!
May. 29th, 2011 04:19 pm (UTC)
after all, the man speaks the language of romance as far as Rodney is concerned. everything else is cake. :D

(thanks, pookie!)
May. 29th, 2011 11:18 am (UTC)
Hee! Oh John! I'd have said "what kind of plan is that?" except obviously the answer is "a plan that worked!" :)

Note to self: I should have learned better than to drink water while reading fic by now. *mops keyboard*
May. 29th, 2011 04:25 pm (UTC)
John Sheppard's plans have a certain way about them. I think he has a personal saint of idiotic plans, actually. St. Goofus. :)

*smishes you*
May. 29th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC)
The Plan is perfect!

♥ you.

(And I think one of your prompts should be: John pouts. Just so I can use this icon. ::g:: )
May. 29th, 2011 04:25 pm (UTC)
haha. "pout" will DEFINITELY be a prompt in future. :D
May. 29th, 2011 01:41 pm (UTC)
May. 29th, 2011 04:26 pm (UTC)
\o/ ::is all excited and stuff::
May. 29th, 2011 02:39 pm (UTC)
May. 29th, 2011 04:26 pm (UTC)
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May. 29th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
So funny! John's plan just cracks me up. :)
May. 29th, 2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
he so SMART! rly. ;)

May. 29th, 2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
1. Give Rodney Coffee
2. ...
3. Sex!


I adore this, especially the way I could just see the lost expression on his face even though we were in his point of view. ♥
May. 29th, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
eee! he was rubbing his St. Goofus medallion pretty hard on that one. ;)
May. 29th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
LOL!! The Plan!!! XD

"1. Give Rodney Coffee
2. ...
3. Sex!"

Oh John, you are a ridiculous man. But you did manage to woo your man with coffee.
May. 30th, 2011 12:32 am (UTC)
it was all the cup! :)
May. 29th, 2011 07:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, I loved it! I love the back of John's neck sweating, and Rodney being a social Luddite (he would SO say that!!) and how John held out on his source for kisses that he couldn't get over!

This comm is an awesome idea! I, too, hope it takes wing!

And isn't meeting new frens fun?!?!? Go, you!
May. 30th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
I hope it takes off, too...so far so good! thank you for your support, dear heart.
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