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Title: The John Sheppard Rule Book
Authors: Group think from Squee Weekend: goddess47, melagan, neevebrody, sgamadison, tangotabby, mezzo_cammin, kensieg, hoktauri
Rating: G
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Pairing: None
Summary: For the sga_saturday Challenge #19: Rule -- What the title says



The John Sheppard Rule Book


Big honking pic behind the cut....



ETA: Click on the pic... it'll get HUGE!

The John Sheppard Rule Book

Comments

( 21 comments — Leave a comment )
enigmaticblues
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
HEE! This is awesome!
sexycazzy
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
Awesome!! Loves it! :D
rubygirl29
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:44 am (UTC)
I love Ronon's FB on the rules. Though #8 has to be Rodney!
chkc
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
Priceless! :D :D
stella_pegasi
Oct. 4th, 2011 01:00 am (UTC)
This is so clever!!! I love it...love the rules and love the comments.

Well Done!!!!! :D
coolbreeze1
Oct. 4th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC)
That's great!! I love the rules - so Sheppard. And perfect side comments from the rest of the team.
squidgiepdx
Oct. 4th, 2011 01:56 am (UTC)
heeHEE!!!!! Especially #8. Just ask Rodney about John biting him on the ass - literally! ::grin::
em_kellesvig
Oct. 4th, 2011 02:19 am (UTC)
*snerk*
kensieg
Oct. 4th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)
this list was on the fridge.
helenkacan
Oct. 4th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC)
Rodney is sad on my behalf. Why? Because I can't see well enough to read past the first few rules, after which the print gets smaller. Also ::pouts:: I can't make out the writing in red at all. Could you kindly produce a version using computer fonts?

::puts out hopeful puppy-dog eyes::
goddess47
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:01 pm (UTC)
Click on the pic... click several times and it gets HUGE....
helenkacan
Oct. 4th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)
::sighs::
Not huge enough for me, but I was able to read most of it when I zoomed to 600%, though the red was still pretty faint.
goddess47
Oct. 5th, 2011 02:03 am (UTC)
1. There are no rules that cannot be broken. The best rules are flexible anyway.

2. Flying is the ultimate goal.

3. No one gets left behind.

4. Ronon's gun is the best thing ever.
------No, you can't have it

5. Never shake hands with a Wraith.

6. The bad guys are not always the bad guys.
-----They're not bad, they're just drawn that way

7. Everyone else is more important than I am.
----That's okay, I have another kidney

8. When you never see it coming, it can bite you on the ass.

9. If it doesn't work, blow on it; if is still doesn't work, blow it up.
------You just had to touch it

10. Pilots don't ask for directions.

helenkacan
Oct. 6th, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
Oh, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

Thank you for printing them.

As a reward, please feel free to insert yourself between the huggers.
saphirablue
Oct. 4th, 2011 12:18 pm (UTC)
*grins* So true! :)

Thank you! :)
roo1965
Oct. 4th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
heee, oh boys! thanks for the LOL.
cimmerdeux
Oct. 5th, 2011 12:57 am (UTC)
10: "Pilots don't ask for directions." Does that count for women pilots too? ;) Very cute and very John.
lilyfarfalla
Oct. 7th, 2011 04:22 am (UTC)
Wait, did I not already say this is awesome? This is AWESOME. Love the collaborative effort, and yay for sharing your squee weekend with the rest of us!!
hoktauri
Oct. 7th, 2011 09:38 pm (UTC)
:DDD I loved this.

And I'd like to point out, for the record and for the reader, how #5 sparked a discussion regarding John on the receiving end of a Wraith hand job.

Aaaaand...now I'm wondering, how *does* a Wraith masturbate?

The living is swell down here in the gutter; why do you ask? ;-D
esteefee
Oct. 8th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
God, this is so hilarious and so perfectly Sheppard (and Team). *squishes Rules*

*squees happy*
dragonladyk
Oct. 9th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
I about died on the first one. The best rules, in John's book, are indeed the "flexible" ones.

DragonLady
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