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Movie poster image. Blurry bluish image of Rodney with strip of John firing big-ass AKS gun overlaid where Rodney's eyes are. The text reads: He's missing.


JOHN SHEPPARD is a former Force Recon Master Gunnery Sergeant, acting as a selection cadre member for 1st SGA-D. While observing a "stress phase" exercise designed to evaluate Delta candidates, Sheppard meets recruit TEYLA EMMAGAN and SPECIALIST RONON DEX, an edged-weapons ("knife-fighting") instructor. Specialist Dex and Emmagan each demonstrate their competence, and make plain to Sheppard their ambitions to serve on future missions.

Sheppard is contacted to assist in a clandestine operation to find and recover the Prime Minister of Canada's son, RODNEY MCKAY, later revealed to be abducted by members of an international sex slavery ring. Sheppard has two days to find Rodney before the media reports him missing from his classes at MIT. They discover McKay was secretly involved in an escort service and track down his bordello, where the madam gives the location to a pay phone that serves as a contact point for the captors. When the phone is used, Sheppard and Emmagan tail the captors to a beach house. As Sheppard enters the beach house, he and Emmagan are provoked into killing the men in self-defense before they can learn anything but the slimmest of clues.

It's a race against time to track wire-thin leads to discover the whereabouts of McKay. And what is the real truth behind his abduction? Is he really an in-demand sex-worker, or does the CIA have some deeper reason for feeding Sheppard's team disinformation? Who is the masked figure in the surveillance tape? What is the significance of the purple device? As Sheppard's team delves into the mystery of Rodney's abduction, more obstacles are placed in their path by unseen forces, and it becomes clear that McKay's importance is more than that of a pawn in some political game. And when the team succeeds in locating McKay, the stakes become even higher, because it's obvious Rodney himself has his own agenda, one that doesn't include playing by Sheppard's rules.

No matter how hot the sex is.

Sheppard will find he soon regrets the day he ever got involved in Operation: SPARTAN.




End. Oh hell yes.

[Note: so much of this is gacked, I'm not kidding, from the official movie synopsis on wikipedia. Original movie stars Val Kilmer, so you know Rodney and John would approve.]


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trillingstar
Aug. 6th, 2011 07:22 am (UTC)
...and track down his bordello

Hahahahaha!!

You know, I've been noticing lately that many movies are fanfic in disguise. I'll see a trailer and think, 'Oh, I already read that one.'

Yes, he really is an in-demand sex worker. Right??

This is great. Well done.
esteefee
Aug. 6th, 2011 07:27 pm (UTC)
I've been noticing lately that many movies are fanfic in disguise.

oh yes, you can't give this shit away for free. :)) SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.

and of course Rodney is in demand. :D
hoktauri
Aug. 6th, 2011 07:03 pm (UTC)
it's obvious Rodney himself has his own agenda, one that doesn't include playing by Sheppard's rules.

No matter how hot the sex is.


OMG this is SO funny!

Some movies are just so ridiculous; but I would totes watch this anyway. :-)
esteefee
Aug. 6th, 2011 07:27 pm (UTC)
oh, me too. I just want to see how it ends. ;)
stella_pegasi
Aug. 6th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Life imitates art, art imitates fanfic....confusion reigns....

This was great....clever!!
scarlettandblue
Aug. 7th, 2011 12:59 am (UTC)
I am certainly fascinated by Rodney and his bordello,

and that hot sex which Sheppard is so keen to pretned didn't happen. (As if!! beacuse we all know once Rodney had had his way with The Shep he's toast...at least as far as pretending he doesn't want more hot bordello sex is concerned)
And yes I too have noticed this recent trend for film previews to read like a fan-fic summary. I saw previews for The Eagle and I was certain that I had read that story at least twice, in different genre of fan fiction. It was a most sureal moment.
esteefee
Aug. 7th, 2011 07:53 am (UTC)
the eagle! ha! "Now you are my slave." heee!!!

I'd totally harlequin that puppy.
scarlettandblue
Aug. 7th, 2011 09:46 am (UTC)
But it was bizarre...
Because seeing that preview, and absolutely knowing that story already from fan-fic, (I'm pretty sure it starred Spike and Xander and another version starred Kowalski and Fraser) it made me not want to see the acutal film, because they might have spoiled it!!!

This is just another example among many of how fan-fic ate my life ;-)
popkin16
Aug. 7th, 2011 04:27 am (UTC)
I would so give this a try. Especially for the sex scenes. Uh, I mean plot.
esteefee
Aug. 7th, 2011 07:52 am (UTC)
the plot...right. I'd netflix it?
popkin16
Aug. 7th, 2011 08:16 am (UTC)
Definitely would get it for the plot. Oo, netflix - yes!
ozsaur
Aug. 8th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
I would totally spend money to see this movie! Actually, I want to see it nooooow! Guess I'll have to use your synopsis to fuel my imagination until the movie comes out. ;)
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