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Fic: SPARTA! Prompt: Spartan

Title: SPARTA!
Characters: John and Rodney
Word Count: drabble
Summary: Written for the sga_saturday prompt Spartan.
Notes: Someone had to do it. Leave it to me to throw myself on the sword of the obvious.


John leaped through the air, his red cape swirling around his bare torso. "SPARTA!" he bellowed as he brought his sword down again and again. The screams of the enemy were nearly drowned out by the clash of steel against steel.

Bringing his shield up, he bashed in the face of an opponent, then lopped off the head of another. John looked around to see if Rodney had noticed. He sure had. Rodney's eyes blazed through the opening of his helmet. "I hate you!" he yelled. "Your virtual reality scenarios suck ass!"

John laughed madly, making another impossible leap through the air.

Comments

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trillingstar
Jul. 31st, 2011 02:28 am (UTC)
LOL! I can totally see this, John going at it with gusto and Rodney glowering. "Tonight, we dine... IN HELL!"
trillingstar
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:28 am (UTC)
ILU.



ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:31 am (UTC)
EEEEEEEEE!!!! That is just too perfect!!! Love it, love it, love it!

:::HUGS:::

trillingstar
Jul. 31st, 2011 07:04 am (UTC)
*laughs and laughs*

SILLINESS IS MY SECOND MIDDLE NAME.

::smishes::
esteefee
Jul. 31st, 2011 08:56 am (UTC)
EFFIN' BRILLIANT!
trillingstar
Aug. 2nd, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
HE IS SO INTO IT! RAWWWR!
stella_pegasi
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
Nice....really nice!!!
trillingstar
Aug. 2nd, 2011 10:25 pm (UTC)
LOL, thank you! *G*
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:35 am (UTC)
LOL I'm pretty sure this is Rodney's idea of HELL! But he'd do it anyway for John. He'd still demand an endless supply of blowjobs, though...
juniperphoenix
Jul. 31st, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)
YESSSSSSSSSSSS. This is awesome.
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:32 am (UTC)
Thank you! *g*
esteefee
Jul. 31st, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
hahahah! oh my God fucking awesome!!!

::dies::
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Heeeeee! Thank you!
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ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Thank you! *g*
mab_browne
Jul. 31st, 2011 05:16 am (UTC)
Oh, I love this - John's mad enthusiasm and Rodney's outrage. *g*
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I think Rodney's outrage would be the icing on top for John... LOL
lilyfarfalla
Jul. 31st, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
THIS IS BRILLIANT. And hilarious. Really, well-played.
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:28 pm (UTC)
Thank you! *g*
saphirablue
Jul. 31st, 2011 06:39 am (UTC)
*lol* Also, John with a bare torso? *drools*

Thank you! :)
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

Also, John with a bare torso? *drools*

He'd totally want it to be an authentic experience based on historical record. Not that silly movie. ;)
mific
Jul. 31st, 2011 08:48 am (UTC)
Hee - YES! Hilarious, and completely THEM.
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you think it's in character! *g*
stella_pegasi
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)
Oh...poor Rodney, John makes him crazy even in vitrual reality! Love it!
ozsaur
Jul. 31st, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)
Heh, thank you! Making Rodney crazy would be a bonus for John!
runpunkrun
Jul. 31st, 2011 03:37 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeee. Also, great mental image of John leaping in slow motion with his red cape and bare, hairy, chest.
ozsaur
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I rewatched that fight scene on youtube and all the Spartans were bare-chested. I figured John would want the complete experience. *g*
scarlettandblue
Jul. 31st, 2011 07:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah
John in that cape and those leather shorts
thank you for that lovely image
ozsaur
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
Thank you! John in that cap -- mmmmmm!
blackchaps
Aug. 1st, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)
Yay!!! lolz
ozsaur
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee! Thank you!
springwoof
Aug. 2nd, 2011 03:16 am (UTC)
Hee!
Yeah, John *would* get a kick out of that. Annoying Rodney is just a really cool bonus!
ozsaur
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I bet annoying Rodney is John's favorite hobby! *g*
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